Don't let this bear bite your butt. This week Mother Nature was looking for some pay back on the Friday Night Meltdown! Girl eating Tigers, Man eating Bears, and Travis eating Oreos, we covered it all. Yubby D did a little undercover investigatin' and Tmer tried his hand at dog grooming while our fearless leader, Mike D, did his best to hold this ship of fool together.
That's right Tmer! Eat up, it's gonna be a long show. This week we had Hasseen Been stop by to give the show a little pop. We got the latest report from Dr. Vorsehnheiser, our in-house science expert. Not to mention the amazing....Wait! Listen for yourself!!!!!!
Oh, calm down. We'll be back. We just figured since the whole staff of the Friday Night Meltdown was down with the bird flu, we'd give young Benjamin James the chance to shine. Please give him your love and devotion, but remember where your loyalties lie scumbag!!!
That's right, you were our listener first! You will be able to hear "We're Livivng in the 1980's" every Saturday night at 7pm est.
Ladies and gentlemen!! In honor of Hazmatt's bday we have posted some of the in stuio partying going on between Rage and Hazmatt.
Please join us in the studio stuffing our faces with fun!!! Or Food... Call in.
Despite the loss of Greenland, the elves (the Dj's) rocked the cat-box once again Friday night!
Where to begin?
Well, as you can Imagine, we discussed all things Christmas, threw in some strange news, and got a little deep on the subject of right and wrong. As always, we threw in some killer tunes, bad DJ vocals, and more than a few accidentaly crude comments.
The best part however, was the fact that the show was actualy recorded!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for listening!!!
We will be back next friday!!!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I did it. If you are reading this blog then the deed is already done....................................
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I did it. If you are reading this blog then the deed is already done.
No!! you idiot!! I didn't kill myself! I, DJ Tmer am responsible for the last weeks show not being posted. You see it was like this....
You see. It was all DJ Hazmat's fault. Anyways, don't be shy about joining us for the new show coming the end of the week. We'll try to make sure no one powers the server down prematurely.
Have a wonderful day!!
Yes thats right this Friday we Celebrated #25 :) This cake was part of the celebration :D
The gang was all back together, although TMer had a speech impedament ... Mike was a tad glitchy and DJHazzie was just insane. A good show was had by all .. and it should be repeating as we speak .... which means it had to have gotten saved o.-
To whom it may concern,
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$80k a year per DJ
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Company Sponsored speaking engagements
Coast-to-coast, licensing agreement on major radio stations in 43 key states.
2 free shirts
All we require is a 2-year contract and a few minor changes to the show.
First, we would ask that you hire a new producer. We find that many listeners would like to be able to hear your shows in their entirety.
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Please consider this offer carefully; we here at Federated Toast Inc would love to be a vital part of the Friday Night Meltdown.
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A show without DjMike, well this can mean only one thing, Time to play Iron Maiden,"The Monkeys Paw" D.C.Talk, and Petra!
Yup, Tmer and Hazmatt put on their jammies' painted eachothers toenails, and got in-touch with their hard-rockin' 80's selves.
Haseen Been started the show by showing his support for sen. John Kerry, in dramatic fashion.
Dr. Vorsehnheiser joined us briefly in studio, as well as Freddy, our oldest fan.
So please, check-out the show and give us some feedback. And remeber to vote, in our on-line poll that is.(what were you thinking about?)
Alas poor Willhelm. Will the Dr. Vorsehnheiser ever grow a heart?
Well, aside from a critically ill Willhelm, a crying Lance Bass, A Jealous DJ, brutal coffee, and a tardy DJ, Mike produced another killer show! All 3 hours this time!
The DJ's are asking you listeners to give us your vote for a new opening song. Please post your ideas to this blog under the comment section.
Also, in 2007 the secret bunker will be opened for our summer block party! Don't miss it!!!!
