FEEDBACK

To whom it may concern,
We here at federated Toast Inc. are big fans of the Friday Night Meltdown. We love the show and are interested in becoming your chief sponsors. We here at Federated Toast Inc feel that your show best reflects our projected customer base. Our offer is as follows:

$80k a year per DJ
Free Toast for life
Company Sponsored speaking engagements
Coast-to-coast, licensing agreement on major radio stations in 43 key states.
2 free shirts

All we require is a 2-year contract and a few minor changes to the show.
First, we would ask that you hire a new producer. We find that many listeners would like to be able to hear your shows in their entirety.
Second, we would demand the removal of DJ's MikeD and Yubby. Studies have shown that listeners find them boring and in effective as entertainers. Perhaps we could replace them with a couple midgets or a dancing bear, just something to consider.
Please consider this offer carefully; we here at Federated Toast Inc would love to be a vital part of the Friday Night Meltdown.
Yours Truly
Justin Tyme CEO of Federated Toast Inc.